BREAKING: AFL Issues Statement Declaring SANFL Grand Final “Fake News”
The AFL has today issued a statement declaring that reports of 38,340 South Australians attending a game of non-AFL football at Adelaide Oval yesterday are fake news. "It wasn't AFL, and there's no such sport as SANFL, so I don't see what they could…
Matthew Nicks Awarded Gaslighter Of The Year Award 2026
"We're building something really special," Nicks said, of a team that had, ninety minutes earlier, put on a display about as far away from special as the north pole is from the south. He described the group as "heading in the right direction," by which…
Match Preview: Whole City Faces Off Against Tiny Suburb
Tonight at Adelaide Oval, a city of 1.5 million people will contest a knockout final against a Melbourne suburb best known for a Bunnings and a tram terminus.
AFL Reminds fans: Wildcard Is About Making Money
Andrew Dillon has today questioned the intelligence of Australian Football fans in response to backlash around the Wildcard Round. "Really, are they stupid? Are they new to capitalism? The Wildcard games pocketed us millions. As if we'd cancel them just…
AFL Media Calls For Adelaide To Lose Its License Over Something Made Up. Again.
It’s AFL finals time and, predictably enough, given that the Adelaide Football Club are looking the slightest bit threatening, the media pile-on has begun. Sexual assault and forced concussion waivers are a thing of the past because, ** checks…