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BREAKING: AFL Issues Statement Declaring SANFL Grand Final “Fake News”
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The AFL has today issued a statement declaring that reports of 38,340 South Australians attending a game of non-AFL football at Adelaide Oval yesterday are…
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AFL Journalists Take Out All Awards At Awards Night Dedicated To AFL Journalists
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The results follow a rigorous judging process in which the committee, made up entirely of AFL Sycophantic Journalists, assessed the entries, submitted by AFL Sycophantic…
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Matthew Nicks Awarded Gaslighter Of The Year Award 2026
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“We’re building something really special,” Nicks said, of a team that had, ninety minutes earlier, put on a display about as far away from special…
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NFL Fans Shatter Melbourne’s Image Of Itself As An International City
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The residents of Melbourne like to unironically put their city in the same conversation as Tokyo, New York and London. No-one else in Australia buys…
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Match Preview: Whole City Faces Off Against Tiny Suburb
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Tonight at Adelaide Oval, a city of 1.5 million people will contest a knockout final against a Melbourne suburb best known for a Bunnings and…
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AFL Reminds fans: Wildcard Is About Making Money
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Andrew Dillon has today questioned the intelligence of Australian Football fans in response to backlash around the Wildcard Round. “Really, are they stupid? Are they…
