BREAKING: AFL Issues Statement Declaring SANFL Grand Final “Fake News”
The AFL has today issued a statement declaring that reports of 38,340 South Australians attending a game of non-AFL football at Adelaide Oval yesterday are fake news. "It wasn't AFL, and there's no such sport as SANFL, so I don't see what they could…
AFL Journalists Take Out All Awards At Awards Night Dedicated To AFL Journalists
The results follow a rigorous judging process in which the committee, made up entirely of AFL Sycophantic Journalists, assessed the entries, submitted by AFL Sycophantic Journalists, before announcing the winners, who were all AFL Sycophantic Journalists.
NFL Fans Shatter Melbourne’s Image Of Itself As An International City
The residents of Melbourne like to unironically put their city in the same conversation as Tokyo, New York and London. No-one else in Australia buys that rubbish, and their scepticism has been confirmed this week.
Match Preview: Whole City Faces Off Against Tiny Suburb
Tonight at Adelaide Oval, a city of 1.5 million people will contest a knockout final against a Melbourne suburb best known for a Bunnings and a tram terminus.
AFL Reminds fans: Wildcard Is About Making Money
Andrew Dillon has today questioned the intelligence of Australian Football fans in response to backlash around the Wildcard Round. "Really, are they stupid? Are they new to capitalism? The Wildcard games pocketed us millions. As if we'd cancel them just…
AFL Media Calls For Adelaide To Lose Its License Over Something Made Up. Again.
It’s AFL finals time and, predictably enough, given that the Adelaide Football Club are looking the slightest bit threatening, the media pile-on has begun. Sexual assault and forced concussion waivers are a thing of the past because, ** checks…